Your web site is, frankly, not the most interesting of the crop. Yet there are many worse than yours. You can join their ranks, but it may take some time and money. Mostly money, sent overseas to some smelly little sweatshop in Chunder Wallah, India or Bunga-Bunga, Pakistan. Or maybe you can send it to a maildrop in California for forwarding. It does not matter much, so long as you are busy sending money.